Be Advised

The Dowager Marchioness of Tweedle
is horribly offended and aghast at
the presumptuous impudence of the
public in stating their unwanted opinion
on social media of the richness of
bland character and critical physical
appraisals of the physiognomy of
their betters. She will not have it that
the great unwashed have opinions fit
to be read to begin with, much less that
they exhibit such vulgarity as to rate
the poise and apparel of their betters
for they should be aware that in so
doing they impinge criminally on the
privacy of the royal family who surely
deserve much better from those they so
selflessly serve. It should be public
knowledge that the royals so wedded
to the public weal give their all in a
constant state of noblesse oblige, so it
would suit the situation well for those
feeling entitled to critique and swoon
over a lifestyle they will never attain to
to simply shrink into their unworthy
little lives and finally shut the hell up.