Lese-Majeste

He was king after all

and just as his presence was

a gift to his people

pride in their royal house

he saw no reason not to celebrate

the very special gift endowed

upon him by nature

and so why would any sane

ruler deny such a libido

for he was after all entitled

since was he not king? It was

nothing but outright barbarism

to exile his magnificent presence

and far more scandalous to

chemically castrate one

so undeniably illustrious for

it is not just any biddable

milquetoast capable of

ascending the throne and

doing justice to the varying

degrees of pulchritude

eager and willing to please...