Have Faith: God is Great

Suspend credulity, all you rational thinkers
whose minds make short shrift of miracles
for this is no miracle but a recognition of the
power of the Almighty, spoken by no less an
authority than Prophet Muhammad (peace be 
upon him): "If you see a fire, then say the takbeer 
(Allahu Akbar) for the takbeer will extinguish it."
And if the divinely-inspired words of the Prophet
are insufficient in their gravity and supreme
knowledge to convince you doubters, take heed
that this manifestation of the mighty force of
the Almighty has been seconded by none other
than research emanating from the prestigious
Imam Abdulrahman Bin Faisal University in 
Damman, Saudi Arabia, where Dr. Hani Al-Sayed
drew irrefutable proof that the sound waves
produced by pronouncing 'Allahu Akbar' in
Arabic, for 'God is Great' would not suffice
as the language of Allah only is capable of
producing the effect of extinguishing fire. Now
then, henceforth in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
mechanical fire extinguishers will be haram and
in their place practised utterances of the sacred
words will be all that is required to stem the
flames that would devour home and residents.
Rest assured, faithful in Islam, this invocation
of a Hadith will succeed, but should it not and
ye be consumed by flames be it known that you
and all others who fail are deficient in faith.