Revelation

You have been forewarned; this is no light 
message that invokes the illustrious name of the 
Heavenly Father and the Messiah so take heed 
for the sake of your trembling soul, my friend.
Those with the good fortune to have the ear 
of God have been tasked by him to disseminate
what the omniscient, omnipotent creator warns
of; ignore at your peril. Consider the exhortations
your invitation to become as one with his faithful.
The signs of impending doom are written upon
the heavens in scripture both sacred and profane.
Devastation awaits through destruction of all
that is comforting and familiar. For that horned
beast that frightfully confronts the unwary, with
his dreaded emissary, Death, skulks preparing to
strike. Prepare for a celestial invasion, yet not
of aliens, but the spawn of the devil. It is set
forth in the sacred scriptures of antiquity the
prophets of yore relied upon. It is the prophets
of today that bring this horrific message to us
now. The Sabbath of finality is soon to arrive
writ large upon the calendar of creation. You 
will be claimed by calamitous events as the
aliens arrive and reveal the architecture of their
great plan bringing sorrow and pain inconceivable
in its impact on mere mortals. Yet there will be
no escape for death will elude and those stricken
will live forevermore in anguished delusion and
pain. Prophets proclaim the world's last chance
to reclaim their humanity through dedication to
God. Repent ye sinners lest the aliens strike. It
says so right there, on that full-page advert in 
your local paper, so shudder and get on with it!