Thursday, June 15, 2023

Wholesomely Yours

Syria’s president Bashar al-Assad, centre, arrives in Jeddah on Thursday ahead of the Arab League summit

What could possibly be more comforting

than to know that no matter how you

disport yourself, regardless of the 

manner in which you may be regarded by

the rest of the world your family will always

stand by your side. As an ego restorative there

is nothing quite like an abundance of allies

who share a significant quality that you also

are part of and as brothers are foursquare

with you. Sudan's ruler may be regarded as

a mass murderer, but there he is pledging

loyalty to you, Syria's butcher. And though

the Arab League's 22 member-states saw

fit to disown you Bashar al-Assad, blood

will always win out even if sectarian ties

separate you for you are Arab born and as

such belong to this distinguished gallery of

thugs and mass murdering states ruled by

royalty and tyrants and sheiks, military

leaders and backgrounded by the clerics

who never hesitate to issue deadly fatwas

against any who deny the world of Islam's

basic tenet of bringing peace to the world by

embarking on a jihad against the nations of

war deigned such for refusing to submit. You

Assad, will be enjoined to rejoin the Arab

League for their members have missed your

presence and in an act of magnanimity now

pledge to endorse your honoured presence.

 

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