Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Shock and Indignation!

jodie turner smith, cannes film festival

Shocking, absolutely alarming news

broadcast on social media and the

international press, enough to make a sane

person doubt that the world is an equitable

place of justice, if not already convinced

by the state of reality surrounding doubters.

Imagine, the curs, making off with priceless

gems, artistically designed pieces worn

by the most distinguished of celebrities who

appear at Cannes in all the splendour of the

glory they have amassed. How could they

those conscienceless thieves, how could they? 

Well, cleverly of course. Their methods

guaranteed to bypass the vigilant eyes of all

security personnel assigned by 5-star hotels

housing the cream of society who travel with

these riches of gold and diamond jewellery.

All of which will be replaced at great cost

by the suffering pained owners deprived

of their goodies amply insured by suitably

pained insurers who gamble and lose at the

skilled hands of gamers who scheme and win.



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