Royalty Formula

She is young and svelte
attractively personable and
oh, so very confident, a long
rope of jet-black hair snaking 
over the back of her smart white
jacket. She greets all who enter
her visual space with a welcoming
smile showing off two rows of
sparklingly perfect white teeth
a warm hug never far from the
offing. With a proprietary air
of professional calm she plunges
her delicate fingers, silkily
gloved, deep within the
interior of your most intimate
orifice. On the wall behind
the throne upon which she
has invited you to rest is the
academic certification, her
dental degree, the gift from her
to herself that keeps on giving.