Sunday, July 30, 2023

Canada Awokened

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stands at a podium in front of a sign that reads "Liberal."

Let it be known far and wide that Canada

has progressed in hitherto-unimagined ways

under the steady hand of a First Minister who

has led the way to the future for other nations

wishing to attain the ultimate state of perfect

balance between government and the services

it magnanimously offers its most fortunate of

citizens, and always with their best interests

top of mind while bringing the country to the

brink of social perfection. A signal program

of cost-cutting while providing an essential

service has Canada offering MAID assistance

to the ill and the elderly soon to be extended

to those of mental frailty and astute children

who choose medical assistance in dying over

a universal health system inadequate to their

needs. Ah, a boon to those valuing mood

enhancers, the legalization of marijuana yet

teetering since users prefer the pricing of the

illegal marketers. Oh of course empathy for

the drug-addicted where service centres offer

good-quality opioids and all the paraphernalia

required, but puzzlingly overdose deaths remain

on the increase. Love of children has led this

government to lead the way in enabling swift

gender transitioning in an aura of LGBTQ-2+     

eminence uplifting in its dedication to pure

equality. There are times when governments

are hard pressed to serve their citizens but if

a deadly pandemic strikes lockdowns and

censuring of vaccine deniers serves the public

interest and those who resist dictates served notice

they must repent, as racists and homophobes.

Violent crime perpetrated by society's unfortunates

must not be criminalized in perpetuity for such

is abandonment of human rights to life and

liberty. Any among the populace who find

fault with this impeccable Trudeau formula

know their place; in the dungeon of dudgeon.

 

 

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