Saturday, May 8, 2021

Canada Calling

Census information in many languages

 It's that time again, a new census. You

will receive your census demand including 

your secure access code to enable your 

retrieval of the online forms the statistical 

geniuses at Statistics Canada developed to 

reflect the interests of the government they 

serve in tabulating vital issues and just 

incidentally labelling you and every other 

citizen of the country. Through the medium 

of tedious questions largely focused on 

residential occupancy, prompts urge you to 

respond to queries of sex assigned at birth

current gender, marriage status and whether 

you are the wife of your husband and your 

husband is your ... em ... husband. These 

critical issues appear the crux of the statistical 

drive. The repetitive redundancy of questions 

appear designed by a quasi-literate ignoramus 

well steeped in progressive wokeness to please 

the superior demands of a feminist LGBTQ-2 

overseer. You may not count yourself out of this

exercise in sheer stupidity on risk of a fine for 

non-compliance is a crime. This is the law. 

 

 

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