No, thanks...No Thanks

...NO THANKS!!

No, really, I do not wish to

have my house ducts cleaned,

sucked pristine clean through

your expert services.  Nor do I

wish to engage your extraordinarily

gifted computer technicians to

find, isolate and correct all those

faults in my cranky old computer,

on behalf of Microsoft.  Who even

knew they cared?  They don't know

themselves that they don't, not

having authorized your offer.

And thanks, but no thanks, I've

no use whatever for your so

very-professional lawn-care services

preferring to tend to it myself, with

great pleasure.  It affords me no

pleasure to seem rude, but, you see,

I respond in this very same vein

each time you call and it is

painfully often, so kindly prepare

henceforth to be summarily

and with vehemence, dismissed.