Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Have You Heard?

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That most peerless of powerful world leaders

that man -- first among the finest of his peers 

in the depth and breadth of his humanity

a man with the strength of character and fortitude

to express his emotional brotherly love for

a people so like his own, sharing memories

and culture and values -- has hastened to bring

relief to that embattled neighbour. Clarifying

for their edification and comfort at a time of

great national danger that uppermost in his

thoughts is their plight and their salvation. His

noble invasion of their country will free them

from the tyranny of fascism and Neo-nazism.

On their behalf he will spare no effort to release

them from the burden of living contentedly under

the banner of a free and democratic nation. His

pledge to purge their government from further

massive errors in choosing liberty over the 

position of a vassal state, spurning the ties that

bind, will deliver them from the hell they existed

within simply because he cares so deeply about

the quality of their lives. Allowing them to start

all over again, rebuilding civil infrastructure

replacing civil institutions. Above all, planning

broad new cemeteries where destroyed lives --

dead as a result of their president's intransigence

can be buried in state, compliments of a benefactor.



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