Who Would've Thought?!

The animal kingdom is just full of surprises.

Who might have believed that those clever

creatures might become model Germans?

Introduced to Deutschland in the 1930s just

about the time the National Socialist Party

(NAZI) came to power in the country they

thrived powerfully too, happily replicating 

themselves in a land where these predators had

no natural enemies, somewhat reminiscent

of the Nazis. And while now socialist fascism

has gone underground in Germany it is raccoons

that now enter peoples' homes to loot their

property and search for the nation's most

popular beverage. They, like the contingents

of storm troopers exhausted after busy days of

rounding up Jews, get drunk but have not yet

begun singing the Horst Wessel song nor don

the Waffen SS death's head uniform since 

both offend their sense of dignity and pride.