Thursday, April 1, 2021

Have You Heard?

Have you heard of the brilliant new show-and-tell 

coming to a mission near you? We've heard that 

The People's Republic has launched a new speaking 

tour in a kindly effort to re-educate the ignorant who

persist in telling nasty tales of Beijing's collaborative 

union with its manifold populations to bring them 

into the family of harmony, all honouring Xi Jinping 

as the most impressive leader on this planet, a man 

whose wisdom and far-reaching plans for humanity's 

evolution toward a higher plane of existence will lift 

China to its deserved pedestal as Universal Global 

Director in tardy recognition of its undertaking  to

place a combined listening device/video surveillance

camera in every home, the better to tend to the needs 

of every individual in the most humanely advanced 

program the world has ever imagined. Just take care 

not to offend those powers that will become overlords 

for in the interim the lesson is as follows: "The Chinese 

government is firmly determined to safeguard its 

national sovereignty, security and development interests

and urges the relevant parties to clearly understand 

the situation and redress their mistakes. They must stop 

political manipulation on Xinjiang-related issues, stop 

interfering in China's internal affairs in any form and 

refrain from going further down the wrong path. 

Otherwise, they will get their fingers burnt." DO NOT

leave the lecture crestfallen and subdued, rather consider

the lesson to have been proffered with your very best 

interests in mind. For everyone's sake sincere harmony 

and regret for past mistakes are much preferred to war. 



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