Thursday, August 26, 2010

Insights

Good afternoon ... and you must be ...
Mrs. R? Please take a seat, the doctor
will see you shortly. Have your OHIP card
with you? While I initiate the process
would you kindly fill out this form for
our records? Oh dear, you've missed
your date-of-birth. May I enquire,
day-month-year, to complete the form?

Thank you so very much, madame, and
please follow me. Before the doctor sees
you we can perform a few preliminaries.
Now, madame, pull this chair right up,
place your chain there, your forehead
there. Excellent! Mind if I assist in ensuring
you are precisely positioned? The quality
of the imagining does require that.

Very good! And now, just another little test.
Please slide your chair over here, position
yourself again, chin and forehead. Perfect!
Oh dear, did I overlook informing you of that
little air puff? Took you by surprise, did it?
Sorry about that. And thank you for your
patience. More to come, not yet finished,
but we soon will be. Another station, this
one over here. Just take this seat, madame.

Can you read this? What's that? It's a blur?
You cannot make out this large lettering?
The characters too indistinct? Oh, I see,
they're ... fragmented. Hmm, distorted, you
mean? Do you have your eyeglasses with you?
Very well! Would you kindly place them over
your eyes? Ah, now you can read eyedoctor.ca

Good, good, very well done, Madame. Please
follow me. The doctor will see you now.

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